"Bob's busy at the moment. their conversation that he had little trust in any adult. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. It had been When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire due to nefarious intentions, Harrys surprise return to Magical Britain becomes the catalyst for a multi-pronged conflict, conscripting him into a complex tug of war spearheaded by a malevolent nemesis on one side and a misguided messianic twin on the other, each faction willing to either recruit him as an asset or remove him as a threat. He finishes his education and had his career and entire life there. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. limp, Hermione Granger was one of the British Ministry's rising stars until her career had hit a roadblock over her blood status. He, along with his friend Ron, as well as the fraud Gilderoy Lockhart, he set out to find the Chamber of Secrets. And thanks to the Goblins, he's well aware that he wasn't supposed to be placed with his Aunt and Uncle. "Mr. Potter enough!" Dumbledore roared as he rose to his feet. Against her better judgment, she had allowed the Headmaster to send Rubeus Hagrid to visit Ron Weasley is not a notably lucky wizard, that he knows for a fact. Humorous! Looking for Fiction where Harry learns exotic magic; Native American Shaman magic, Voodoo from New Orleans or Haiti, Japanese Onmyoji, Norse runes and smithing, Eygptian curses and hieroglyphs. The Ministry letter after the Dementor attack has far greater consequences than everybody could have anticipated and at the start of his fifth year in Hogwarts Harry has to be sorted again. Cookie Notice Trouble found him, not the other way around. It has been discovered that Ms Rita Skeeter was requested to write a very slanted article by the Headmaster. She had spent most of the day talking with the boy before helping him get to the place where his portkey would activate. The British made a few tentative overtures to the American Department of Magic concerning Harry Potter and were firmly rebuffed each time. Both have trained their whole lives to be the greatest witch and wizard they could beso why is it that when it comes to winning the other over, they both fall victim to methods they know nothing about? Harry merely shrugged and replied that Dumbledore had to be senile. And this time there is no negotiating with the Sorting Hat. Harry had been watching his uncle getting increasingly upset but he still wasn't forewarned concerning the right cross that hit his jaw as Harry turned to face his uncle after shutting the front door. His first year at Hogwarts, the safest school in Britain, wasn't safe at all. He turned to see a small Asian girl who was even shorter than he was. At least, that's the official story. When that didn't work, he appealed to the public at large by granting an interview with the Daily Prophet. 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