Aunt May says and I shrug. Of course I am, just gimme, he whines and tugs at Clint's sleeve. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Just saying., Tony's breath ghosts hotly over Clint's cheek. I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. Its called being undercover. Moving on! Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. The fuck, Clint? Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. "You've has a girlfriend? I Dare you to say the Truth. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. Lucky for him, in the two minutes it took MJ to return with a bag of the metal things, there had only been a great deal of laughter he had to deal with. Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. It's creepy. Bruce and Steve sit on the other side, and between the six of them they make a semi-neat circle. Clint snorts. Before sex, during, after. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. She was very preserved, even when she hung out with Ned and him. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. Parley Stories - Wattpad "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". Tony just shrugs with a tilted smile. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. permission from the author is required to publish them elsewhere. Said Sam. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. Sex isn't very important to me. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." I like sex. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. Now he had had three shots, like the rest of the team. Nice meeting you all." It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. Back the fuck up." Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. Peter grumbled. A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. I'd love to stay and chat. Yeah, Clint coincides, because really, half the fun is getting to tell shit you've already done and see who else have done the same. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. Never Have I Ever (TV) - Works | Archive of Our Own Better known as MJ. We should fight all the time.. No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. Should we proceed? Please tell me you're awake, Barton. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. Nine pair of eyes looked at him. There's nothing bad or wrong about it, Steve, Bruce says, ever the reasonable parent of them (when he's not giant and green, that is). including: Thanks, he says again. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" #ironman Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. #watty2019. And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? Yes? Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. It wasn't a conscious decision for either of them, which is freaky as hell. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. Clint chuckles, and Tony leans down to kiss him breathless before he can answer. yes let's do THAT" respectively. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. 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She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". Mmm. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. Ben's first time hanging out with Paxton and Trent after 3x6. Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. Parker, you're in charge. Don't screw up.". Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. It was Peter's 21st birthday. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. Clint rolls his eyes. It's going to be a hell of a ride. That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. He's lying with his head in Tony's lap, and Tony plays with his hair while he watches a re-re-re-run of Beverly Hills 90210. Clint usually figures it's total bullshit, but in moments like these, he can't help but see Tony as a kid who just wants someone to pat him on the head and say you did good. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover Steve sighs. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. We dated." "How do I know that?" He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. Yeah, Im with Vision. Tony winces. I thought we'd made up.. Wait, Flash? "When did it happen?". Requests are open! That's actually uh, weirdly flattering.. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. Blanket excuse.. It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. We're starting. Hah. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. That was one time and I was drunk! Classified information. Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. They always did one dumb ass thing for his birthday each year. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. Tony looks baffled, maybe? "Because the morning after we woke up in random places half-naked, we all swore that we would never smoke marijuana ever again," Luke says and this makes everyone in the junior team nod and the rest shift around. What the hell Pete?! NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. Everyone was either leaning back into their chair or into the people next to them. Does that mean you're single, Barton?. Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. "Oh shut up Buck. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. And they were all wrong. A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction A/N: Ok, so this prompt made me incredibly giddy, and it's one I thought of myself :3 this is going to be three parts, and it's going to be absolute teasing filth. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. Tony's eyes go fond. guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. Peter, how did you even manage that?" "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. "Eh, you were in Florida," I say brushing it off. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. Good night, everyone.. People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. Tony and Clint share a look. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. Wait, Clint says. How will she react? Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. #wanda