Clue: On Stage Audition Monologues The following monologues do not have to be memorized, but please familiarize yourself with them. : WADSWORTH - please prepare both selections Wadsworth : : Mrs. Peacock Wadsworth : We're still in the dark anyway! Why? Professor Plum The key is gone! : His secret? Wadsworth Communism is just a red herring. If I was the killer, I would kill you next. : Makes quite a difference to him. You made one fatal mistake. Wadsworth Miss Scarlet Is that true? Wadsworth Wadsworth : No, merci. a lunatic! Mrs. White : I enjoy getting presents from strange men. Miss Scarlet Professor Plum Colonel Mustard Description The Femme Fatale Beautiful. Wadsworth Miss Scarlet : : Mr. Boddy : : I will keep something warm for him. Miss Scarlet We'll all go to the chair. Mrs. Peacock Well, a lot of our airmen died, because their radios didn't work. Wadsworth : : Miss Scarlet She used to be your cook, and she informed on you to Mr. Boddy. Miss Scarlet Miss Scarlet. Miss Scarlet How can we throw him outside in this weather? : : Mrs. Peacock But your souls are in danger. [She grabs hold of Wadsworth's tie, rubbing his chest]. Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests? Colonel Mustard : Yes, it's an integral part of your life when you are the wife of a Oh, but then I forgot, we're not supposed to say who we really are, though, heavens to Betsy, I don't know why. Colonel Mustard Besides her status as the only single woman, Miss Scarlet also has the distinction of being the first of all the characters in the United States iterations to change race. Dead drunk. : : Colonel Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies. Mrs. Peacock I didn't realize you and the Professor were acquainted., Plum: I'm hoping she'll return the favor one day. What do you do? Being killed is pretty final, wouldn't you say? "We"? : What did he do for a living? [takes food off the tray] : : Like all members of the oldest profession, I'm a capitalist. Miss Scarlet Until 1972, she was . At least I thought he was, but what difference does it make now? : : LET US OUT! : I was asking Miss Scarlet. The Chief That's one plus two plus *one* plus one. Miss Scarlet [impressed] Mrs. White So it is true! Colonel Mustard Mrs. White : The detective r. *Miss Scarlet - Hollywood glamorous, dry, sarcastic, cynical *Mrs. Peacock - churchgoing wife of a Senator, batty, neurotic, quick to hysteria Mrs. White : But seriously, I don't see what's so terrible about Colonel Mustard visiting a house of ill fame. I work in Washington, too. Now that he's dead, I have a life. Wadsworth The car engine stops] Miss Scarlet Director Dannie Stiles and Buckhannon Community Theatre seek actors an I'm afraid you gave yourself away. : What was he like? : - 'Clue'. You're a communist! Why not? Miss Scarlet : Wadsworth Mr. Green What a godforsaken place! : : Well, I'm gonna start while it's still hot. That guy doesn't matter! Wadsworth Colonel Mustard | He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. : My car broke down and this professor offered to give me a ride. Yeah! Ruthless? : : Let me see. Wadsworth Practice makes perfect. To create confusion. Mrs. Peacock Please submit your video in one of two ways: 1) Email the video directly to jcollura@cdeducation.org 2) If the file is too large to attach to an email, upload it to YouTube and email the link. : Oh. What are you doing with the key? Wadsworth I've an idea. Mrs. White He's the one who's blackmailing you. : Professor Plum Me too. Colonel Mustard Mrs. White Sitting here, at dinner, Mrs. Peacock told us she was eating one of her favorite recipes. [Expressively; Mrs. Peacock is waving her hand rapidly back and forth, lightly hitting Mrs. White's chest accidentally. : : Wadsworth Wadsworth puts the key in his pocket]. Your work has not changed, but you don't practice medicine at the U.N.; his license to practice has been lifted, correct? Clue (film): "Miss Scarlet" is an alias for the otherwise unnamed character that was played by Lesley Ann Warren. In Ending A, she is unmasked as the murderer, while in Ending C, she is simply revealed to have . Let's consider each murder one by one. I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her. : : True! I'm not. Professor Plum : Miss Scarlet Oh, how disgusting! [Drops thre rest of the glass with a crash]. CLUE: ON STAGE Audition Sides Select, prepare and perform appropriate monologue(s) from the following. [Mumbling] Miss Scarlet I mean, how are we to get acquainted if we don't say anything about ourselves. : Wadsworth: Indeed, it is a long hall. : Miss Scarlet We had had a very humiliating public confrontation. The Chief Can I just get my little bag from the hall? Miss Scarlet : : Was it Miss Scarlett, in the Study, with the Candlestick? 1 -- EXT. In the movie, she is the femme fatale owner of a DC brothel. Professor Plum Don't you? Wadsworth : Wadsworth SCARLET (GC5WCDM) was created by VA2ALF on 5/27/2015. : I dont want a scandal, do I? : : Yeah? Sure they can. Professor Plum Nothing! [Suddenly becoming mysteriously flirtatious] Colonel Mustard [Mr. Boddy walks away from the group, towards the drink table]. It pulls up to the gate of Hill House. Who would wanna kill the cook? | You fired the gun in the dark and missed. Wonderful! You say you are used to being a hostess as part of your husband's work? Good idea! It's what we call "psychotic.". : Clue Audition Pieces Mr. Boddy Charasmatic, handsome, playful host; 30's; baritone/tenor Ladies and gentlemen, in this envelope is the key to our destiny. : We weren't. Colonel Mustard : If I were him, I'd be suspicious already! Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier. He didn't actually seem to like me very much; he had threatened to kill me in public. Mr. Green Mrs. White : Mrs. Peacock Miss Scarlet Mr. Green But he never reappeared! : Me too. and to make a long story short Miss Scarlet [grabs Professor Plum by the collar, throttling him] : Professor Plum Is he one of your clients? Good evening. : : Oh, how do you know what kind of pictures they are if you're such a lay-dee? : : : : : She's also smart enough to kill several people . She is typically portrayed as young, cunning, and highly attractive. : Miss Scarlet : : But that does not make me a murderer! True or false? Well, come on then, who's your husband? Colonel Mustard After we had all split up again, I went upstairs with you-yes, *you* Mrs. White-and while I was in the Master Bedroom, you hurried downstairs and turned off the electricity, got the rope from the cupboard, and throttled Yvette. But then, its a very large house. : , : : And me. Wadsworth : Mr. Boddy I expect *you* to believe it. Miss Scarlet But if I wasn't trying to keep the conversation going, then we would just be sitting here in an embarrassed silence. No! Professor Plum Professor Plum : Mrs. Peacock : You are all being blackmailed. Why not? Wadsworth : Wadsworth Ending A sees Miss Scarlet at her most dastardly, as she killed most of the victims while ordering Yvette to do the rest. That phone call from J. Edgar Hoover was for me. Miss Scarlet Oh, yes. : Miss Scarlet : Maybe there is life after death. That is how I made all my money. Ever the mover and shaker in the Clue plot, Miss Scarlet runs "a specialized hotel and a telephone service which provide gentlemen with the company of a young lady for a short while" but her real business is secrets. : He was deranged. You know what doctors aren't allowed to do with their lady patients? Professor Plum : If we throw him out, he may get even more suspicious! Miss Scarlet [Walking about the room, collecting all of the weapons] The evidence against us, no doubt. You like Kipling, Miss Scarlet? ", Professor Plum Professor Plum Miss Scarlet definitely has enough control over Yvette that she could get her to murder people . [after Mrs. Peacock swears that the reason she's being blackmailed is a vicious lie] Well, it's what we call "overkill. : Let's put them all in this cupboard and lock it. Mr. Green Why would he wanna kill you in public? Wadsworth In the 1998 PC game Clue: Murder at Boddy Mansion, Mrs. White has worked as maid and cook to the Boddy family for over 40 years. [Picking up the weapons and locking them in the cupboard]. Mrs. Peacock Miss Scarlet : Well, one of us did. This Putting it in my pocket. Miss Scarlet 5. Miss Scarlet Mrs. Peacock From the original CD Rom where It's not a trick. A double negative! So you're a politician's wife? [to Miss Scarlet] [Mrs. Peacock's leaf hat falls off as she gets frustrated with it]. : : : Good idea! : : Merely that you were all meeting to discuss our little financial arrangements, and if I did not appear, Wadsworth would be informing the police about it all. Miss Scarlet But he was with us in the Billiard Room when we found Yvette screaming. Samantha Scarlett from Clue JR. "Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. She is given the Candlestick as a gift from Mrs. Boddy. Mrs. Peacock : [hysterical] Oh, who cares? , Miss Scarlet [Everyone agrees. : : Miss Scarlet is one of the more ruthless characters to appear in Clue, which is what makes her fierce intelligence all the more intimidating. I didn't kill him. Yvette Professor Plum : Come on! What's this, Wadsworth? Mrs. Peacock [smacks Mr.Green on the shoulder] Mr. Green : [grabs Professor Plum by the collar, throttling him] I CAN'T UNLOCK THE DOOR WITHOUT THE KEY! : Are you making moral judgements, Mrs. Peacock? We're no closer to solving our murder mysteries or unearthing the evidence against us. Mr. Green [to Miss Scarlet] I know who you are. Miss Scarlet : : Miss Scarlet Open them. Also used in the Gift and 50th Anniversary editions. Dead right! One of three favorite movies I listed was Clue. Wadsworth He was. The Chief A self-important woman with a tendency to be inquisitive and something of a gossip. : No, it's not true. Original transcription by: Jack Witzig Plain Text Version The opening credits appear over a sky, growing stormy. [next to Miss Scarlet in the rain, with backs to the door] : : No, I'm a plant. Ha! The point is, there is one bullet left in this gun and guess who's gonna get it! The kingdom of heaven is at hand. 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