I redefined political satire and comedy. and the Jon Stewart saw your tape. Elder siblings, we walk through the world like, Do people love me? And youre like, Mom and Dad fucked up with you, not with me. [shocked laughter] Shes like, Take it for one lap around the block. [speaking Hindi] I grab those handlebars, Im like, Fuck that noise. Boom. Compromise? How many times do we complain about racism in our community? Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness. You look the same. So how do I explain this? [makes crushing sounds]. I was like, Why? You know when I emigrated to this country in 1982, I thought if I let you go to a school dance, you would join a gang, get a girl pregnant and become a drug dealer, in one night. Theres one mall in the entire area. Get into Stanford.. Irrespective of creed, class, color, find those people. MCAT, DAT, youre going to the Caribbean, its a wrap. Oh, they made it! Mrs Reed opens the door. We are definitely getting married. Cloth interior for life. But its too much. Its all about location. Dad, your favorite color? Stanford! What? Why arent you laughing? Shes like, Next time, me, you and Raj should hang out. Im like, Yeah, lets not do that. And Im walking to the subway station. Society for Partners in Development | Est: 1991 | Founder: Thupten Gyalpo Lama CDO Reg# 102/048/049 | SWC# 2965 | Tax ID# 301768751 Oh, my God. Every single br0wn mother makes your daughter quinceaera dress, chop cuts. I didnt know how to feel, until this. I was like, Build that wall. I was like a little Republican. I cant hear you, Dad. Why dont you ask me the question, then Ill ask Hasan? Thats the way our parents are. My sister looks at me, shes like, They dont know what you did. I really believe love is bigger than fear. Ive never been to a club and seen nine dudes: Yo, whats going on? Whats going on? Shes like, Hey. He has a little kid and Im not making his life any easier. I was very emo. Theyre going to fuck! No, were not! The 72-minute show, which Minhaj originated as a one-man off-Broadway show in 2015, is an energetic piece of storytelling that is a comedic but insightful reflection on Minhaj's experience of growing up "brown" in America. Sit here. I got a career I hate from my parents. Its a lie. We love this country, please believe me. Nobody loves this country more than us. Is Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King a good movie to watch? [panting] Alright, go. Weve had a great track record. And I know the privilege debate is very heavy for white people. Okay. I know you guys have problems. In 2018, Minhaj decided to do a new one-man show built around politics and visual media. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. Theyre like, Oh! And I never saw her again. 26 letters in the alphabet, right? I dont have a time machine. In 82, Seema could get Look at that red langa. His age is apparent throughout the specialboth in the cultural references scattered throughout (including a decent impression of the rapper Drake, several uses of the catchphrase YOLO, a mention of being #blessed), and in the way he youthfully leaps and bounds across the stage while telling his stories. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King TV Special 2017 TV-MA 1 h 13 m IMDb RATING 8.2 /10 7.6K YOUR RATING Rate Play trailer 1:21 1 Video 3 Photos Comedy In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Batman is white. There are just a few apps missing. You know how you hit that point when your parents give up on you and move on? And I dont know why I get to Kaiser and run upstairs. At least your spine isnt getting shattered in a police wagon, though its happening to African-Americans to this day. I can be an Indian ghostbuster. I put on a Salwar Kameez. During this period, he also appeared in the films "Rough Night . 1) Storytelling has power. I need the claps. And her family had just moved from Nebraska to Davis, and we were in AP Calc together, but we had chemistry. Pakistan was created because of this reason. I know, but I convinced my dad. And Muslims, we dont eat pork. Im equal. Nothing. Never happened. Vanity Fair. Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. I cured it. Thank you. Her family saw stuff about us. My backpacks open. We get in the Camry, were driving from Davis to Sacramento. So Im looking in the trees, the bushes I look back in the middle of the street, my dad is in the middle of the road sweeping glass out of the road like he works at a barbershop. Coming Soon. There you go, Uncle Sam. And my dads looking at me. Homecoming King has the vibe of a dinner-party story by your funniest friend and focuses on Minhaj's family backstory and upbringing in California, where his parents moved from India. She follows me into the bathroom. He goes, Hey, man, just slow down. Im scaling down the side of my roof, scraping my knees. Dad had a heart attack. My dad had just suffered a quintuple bypass. I need that girl in my life. Boom! And I didnt know what that meant. I call my mom, shes crying. She sat behind me, first day, shes like, Hey whats your AIM screen name?. I need her in my life. Dad, I promise you, God doesnt like bigotry. Bethany, do you know why Im here? Have you heard of Seema? Every day I walk past their building during lunch. Nothing! Fuck Naila Aunty. Shes slim. He looks at me. So I tell him the prom story. Ive seen Girls. Hello? I grab the second phone. Boom! Im fucked. And he reaches in, and pulls out a beautiful, blue BMX bike. Thank you. Its like phones connected to the land. Ive got this shit following me around on the playground. I can be me! So Im going back and forth. And now Im sweating through my suit. She was like the iPhone 8. Do you ever see your parents, and you see the mortality in them? I wasnt very good. Im going to fucking kill you. Click. Listening? The sad part is, I felt bad for being there. I dont deserve this. Youre going to die, so put it on the tombstone. The producer is like, Well run it a few times. And I sit down and I get to the desk. I hear a voice. Youre walking around like a rooster. You choked, right? I run to the club, jump on stage I dont even know what I said. He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. The courage to do what is right has to be greater than your fear of getting hurt. The show more or less concludes with Minhaj accepting that advice, letting the hatred leave his heart. You know Bills demeanor. My mom and dad are arguing in Hindi. She is the one percent. Kind of like tonight. Thats my bike. I was like, I get it. I remember leveling with my parents at the dinner table. So I start clicking around. We got our first A-list celebrity to back the Muslim community. And thats when I realize Im a darapok. I sit down and were running it, and Im nervous. This show is awesome! But, you know, if life gives you lemons, sometimes youve got to make revenge lemonade. Sprinkle in a little irony. Im the only br0wn kid at school, Dad is the only br0wn guy at work. I run up to her. But, but you have to write another original piece. I still cant understand some of you. Im here to talk about prom. [laughter] And her face went white. Thirty years ago in a town in India, population 990,000 thats a small town my dad heard a buzz in the streets about this woman named Seema, my mom. photo printing bundaberg. She Phil Jacksoned that situation. Sign this. I sign this waiver that clears the hospital of liability if something happens to my dad. I would have gotten a slap. Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee. And while its a deeply personal show that relies on Minhajs unique experiences, the show still feels universal. You have to be brave, his father urged. I just think our fathers didnt download all the great dad software. Ill never do it again., He goes, No why dont you forgive Bethany? [speaking Hindi] He wanted to be the bigger person again. camasunary fishing lodge; crookston, mn obituaries Which is terrifying to say. There are no featured reviews for Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King because the movie has not released yet (). My mom and my sisters are crying. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. Im going to put this in my car.. She knew the rules. Im really nervous. Why do we got to adhere to this weird shit from back over there? Because of this weve been killing each other for centuries. Damn! Life is tough and sometimes you dont know what youre doing. Be a doctor, get a house in the burbs, let them call them whatever you want. Im about to pop a wheelie. Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee: Hasan Minhaj: Nobody Cries At A Joke. Whats Hasan-bye? I went to school with a bunch of Ryan Lochtes. Ra-jesh Ren-gat-ra-ma-na-ja-na-nam. In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Executive Producers: Hasan Minhaj, Michelle Caputo, Shannon Hartman, Rick Famuyiwa, Jennie Church-Cooper. Im livid. I recently got married, you guys. Maybe hes right. Im trying to talk to somebody! Thats how we would communicate. A transcript of the examination and interview follows. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant parents. Why is it every time the collateral damage has to be death, for us to talk about this? Coming Soon. Thank you.. Two years, three years, four years, six years, seven years I finally get a chance to headline a comedy club. Im doing that right now. This year wouldnt be the same without you. You pop out. I just want my mom. One night, were on the living room table. 30. You walk in: What language are you guys speaking? I have opinions. No, you dont. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. I love you. Davis California.. No fun, no girlfriends. We can speak two languages. I was like, Oh, hey, whats up? Because were too afraid of the Other. Hasan Minhaj, 4.3 GPA, kissed a white girl. What an amazing way to go. Youre good. Shes from Nebraska. Forty-four-and-a-half presidents are white. Fuck, they stole my stuff. I reach and I pull out my backpack. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. And it's wild that our kids will never know there was a period of time, in this country, where you had to make a choice between being online or being on the phone. Im like, Uh Racist Randy wants that red sauce. Your brain can be racist, but your body will just betray you. Dont worry, it wont take long. #its a small world. I never knew I never knew if I would do anything more than Pizza Hut. I love it. I do. Doctor sees me. Here you go, Aisha. He looks at me. And I stuck my landing like a Russian gymnast. Bill Maher is like, These Muslims, 85 percent of them hate our freedom. My secret was, I want to be a comedian. She said, I want to be a journalist. We promised we would follow our dreams, no matter what people would think. God bless. Ill just sit here, cool. Im sitting there. Younger siblings, you guys are worthless. 8.2. These kids know where we live, theyre timing this, so theyre watching us. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. Ive never seen so many people with spray tans hate people of color. 7:07. Hasan Minhaj in 2016. What is that? Clothes, culture, money. Mrs Reed opens the door. The British are going to talk shit about us. I love you. Drives off into the night. I became a comedian. I dont want to marry! Log kya kahenge! Why? Not us. But Hasan [speaking Hindi] [speaking Hindi, voice becomes more insistent] Hasan, you have to be brave. 86% - Audience. When is the shaadi?, Now, my AP Calc class was a group of overachievers and my Calc teacher, Mr Pendleton, wanted us to live lives outside of school. We buy into it. Hes like, Hasan, whatever you do, do not tell people youre Muslim or talk about politics. Alright, Dad, Ill just hide it. Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. One night she was like, Hey, come over. I bike over to her place, white picket fence, McMansion, Ford Expedition, Eddie Bauer edition. Ill bike to your place, we dance it up, and if I die, I had a great run. You know? Shes like, Everybody has been asking why we didnt go. This is a real show about a white kid that gets slapped at a birthday party. Run it with me. Were walking down the hallway, and I see all these photos of the old correspondents that came before me. And I look over her shoulder, and I see Jeff Burke putting a corsage on Bethanys wrist. The bike goes left, I go right. Come on! Shut up, Cody! I took that anger and channeled it at her. So when 9-11 happened I was in high school. Streaming Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King (2017) sub indo. Off with his head! Like a god-damn emperor. Match up to three ways. Br0wn love is very conditional. 22nd Ave Pompano Beach, Fl. He agrees. Arden. People ask, Where does that come from? Look at this kids parents. He talks to Sam about being an Indian American Muslim,. It was all a dream. But its not a dream, its the universe telling you, Its a Fair and Lovely world. I got on Facebook, I got super cocky. Rajesh Rengatramana How does she make love? But what makes matters worse is, you had me socially crucified in front of everybody. [laughter] I dont want to be a doctor! Log kya kahenge! No! My life is definitive proof that once you go br0wn, youve got to lock that shit down. Therefore I will grant your wish. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. YOLO. In ten minutes, the man married a woman he had never laid eyes on. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King (2017) - Transcript May 21, 2020 Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. Not your typical stand up special, but Hasan has constructed a fantastic way to tell his story that is both hilarious and touching at the same time. This aint Jodhaa Akbar. Have you ever been trapped by the time you live in? Come to New York. The past is the past. I jump off the roof. Hey, man, by any chance do you know how many pizza sliders you get in a box for just ten bucks? [laughter] Nine! Is it true you can mix and match up to three ways? [laughter] Yes, three. Youve seen this on TV. Kids start getting dates. Oh, you couldnt go to prom with a white girl? I was like, Hey! Really? Im livid. Watch Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King | Official Trailer. We put that in our car. Mom walks through. It is his exuberant recitation of his origin story, of. And I honestly dont know who is more right. Just all traps. All Rights Reserved |, at the White House Correspondents Dinner, With The Car the Arctic Monkeys continue to mature, Subversive art can enrich our understanding of Christ, Harriet Tubman inspires deeper awe of the abolitionist. She gets in the car. By creating an account, you agree to the When you first fall in love, you get that first taste of the Heisenberg blue. So I cant say anything. Go. I know what happens when I talk about this. So some of you guys dont know. Say something. She starts talking about rent control and I cut her off. Youll need them later. Like, I had vision as a six-year-old. I was ride or die for you. [slow, stupid voice] Uh, I dont understand other cultures, bro. Minhaj. When you see someone from your past, all of a sudden, youre that age again. So theyre rushing him to the hospital. I listen to NPR. Alright, you guys are all killing it academically but I want you to know there is more to life than just getting into UC Berkeley. One kid was like, I know, getting into Stanford. Hes like, No, you have to live a life worth talking about, which is why Im making it mandatory for everyone in this class to go to prom. Im like, All 30 of us? I put on the JC Penney suit. Were all going to prom? Howve you been? #MrP. Hasan, youll never understand. Ill never understand? Last two names: Hasan Minhaj, Bethany Reed. Pizza Hut pizza sliders. Because you guys are at home, just swiping for love, and complaining. Oh, how do you find people? Dimples? You know about this. Moms a ninja, Dads a communist? 10:50. Do you know what its like to have a parent that controls your life? No, I dont. you move on to different chapters of your life. Go for it. See you next week. Therapy is bullshit. Thats when I realized I dont want a toy. Youre going to fight with your parents, and theres a finite number of hands you can play. What are you into? I was like, What?, What do I like? I park my bike. You guys are like, I was getting handjobs when I was nine. Not me. Because I dont give a fuck about any of my single friends. Just like, Ah. And Id look at him and be like, Oh, man. He goes, I dont think we should do this. Dont clap. But for me, I was born here. I remember being in the grocery store. What have you done? Im like, Have you heard of Pizza Hut? [laughter], Then he steps into the light, and hes shorter than I thought. She was like, Fuck that. You guys wanna know a secret? So make up your mind. Calligraphy! God made Black saints. August 11th, 1993. Terms and Policies The crowd looks large, but the show still feels intimate, thanks to unique cinematography that often finds Minhaj addressing cameras directly. But then she would go back to India. The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. Hasan bhai is a comedian.. It crashes into the cement. No, wait. Have you guys seen Real Time With Bill Maher? Oh, 15,000 miles. You realize my parents physically never saw each other? Why dont we study at your house? I was like, Ive got to go. What, invite you over to my house? Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Mandalorian Season 3 First Reviews: Still the Best Star Wars TV Show, Critics Say. Pieces of glass get caught in my arm. Are you kidding me? Youve got cards to play. I get to the door, open the door, then I hear, Hey, Hasan! Shes sitting outside. Youve got leverage. Let me know if you want some tix. All caps. She got all these people working together. You know what I mean? And he has all this scruff on his face. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. She does mergers and acquisitions now. And it was my fault. We should do this more often. By what name was Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King (2017) officially released in India in English? 78% - Critics. [laughter] [sighs with pleasure as he drinks], I dont know if you know what this means. Late at night, back and forth, back and forth. Right? We used to have landlines. Its late. And Im like, It is late. And shes like I should go home. I was like, Yeah, you should Why did you say that? But I had to ask her the question that were all thinking. You know what the shitty part is? What do you need? Hasan bhai, Dad had a heart attack. This is House of Cards. Immigrants slap your face and bruise your soul. And thats how you make it great. She just looks down. Thats one less letter than the entire alphabet. Soul cycle, yoga, then Zee TV. And my mom, she would come and visit, and just kill the mom game. Youre getting there., I get to her house. First was his one-man show, "Homecoming King," which he started performing live in 2014 and released as a Netflix special last year. What is that like? None of you guys are smiling. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King scores a 8.56 digit binge rating out. I wanted to say that. Look at his name! The Closer is a 2021 American stand-up comedy special written and performed by Dave Chappelle for Netflix.It was directed by Stan Lathan and recorded over the course of seven sold-out performances at The Fillmore Detroit, which ran from August 10 to 15, 2021. I hated her. Out here, killing it. Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester (2022) - full transcript Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events. Love intrinsically is bigger than fear, he declares. I want to be a family. It was a reverse Lord of the Rings situation. Second period rolls around like clockwork. To which she replies, I know! My dad sits everybody down. Like, Pioneer I grew up here. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King Photos View All Photos Movie Info Genre: Comedy, Stand-up Director: Christopher Storer Release Date (Streaming): May 23, 2017 Runtime: 1h 12m Cast & Crew Hasan. I needed money for a deposit so I called my mom. What did your mom say? My mom was like, No. Just the two of us trying to make it in America. So big. Hasan Minhaj Answers Increasingly Personal Questions. And Im out here stealing her bike? This is a statue of an elephant. Her father is this successful retired judge. Princess from here down, Toad from here up. Whats up? Say it. A car almost hits me. So by my senior year of high school, I had yet to go to a school dance, I had been cut from the basketball team, and I had just got off this medicine called Accutane so my skin and face was peeling. Davis, whats up? But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. A blank stare. Its done. My dad knows you! Hes like, Yeah, Im sure he does. I pinch myself. We can choose what we want to adhere from the motherland. Shes like, Wait up. I was like, Whats up? Oh, that was crazy back there. Im standing there. Its hard when you see people saying they love you but theyre afraid at the same time. Tools, Clear History. 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So the first eight years, it was just me and my dad. I decided not to go. Everybody in the class looked at me. Oh, no! What do you like? Shes going to tell Dad. Lets focus on whats important here. Hasan, be brave. Its a very beautiful poem. Im going to America. But there was one bright spot, this girl named Bethany Reed. Just saw my high school prom date in a Pizza Hut ad. #throwback. You guys do this all the time. And it is Aisha, and she is pissed. [laughter] My dad did not give a shit about any of this identity stuff. Thank you. Out of college. Ill pay it. It is amazing. The night this airs, friends send me text messages. With his new Netflix standup special, Homecoming King, Hasan Minhaj proves his winning streak is no fluke. Three? Because Ive played all my cards. Does the Catholic Church really believe women are people? Its like living in North Korea. I had to bring it back here. I run, but my dad beats me to the phone. Directed by: Christopher Storer You're almost there! And I had a sister. Laugh. Ill see all the employees, Hannity, Coulter, OReilly, leave their building, cross the street, walk past me, and line up for halal chicken and rice. Im like, Why arent you saying something? Pockets were acknowledging that. I love you guys. And, like, she learned English. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. I see a curb. Shes like, Do not make contact. Im like, Tell me what I want to hear. Need closure? I crushed it like a Voldemort Horcrux. I would get, like, Hanson Minaja Sahan Minha. Saddam Hussein. It was my English teacher. Im not proud and no one is proud. PRIMARY PRODUCTION CREDITS Writer/Performer: Hasan Minhaj. JOIN NOW He shakes my hand. Dont you get it? Its all coming at this girl. But she didnt. ' And I was like, What did you say? And shes like, I told my mom, Not again. I heard you go, like, Ugh! I didnt punch you. Ages zero through 30, No girls! At 35, Why cant you talk to girls? Thats basically it. Weve got customers. And he goes, Hey, man, relax. I live on the second story. Now Im standing outside the restaurant and I cant even concentrate, because I know shes more evolved than me. Its a generational thing. How is this possible? Its a very heavy ring. [makes long, crackling, buzzing noise] [blows] If someone picked up the phone, Hey, get off the phone! But Davis was, like, super white. How is this possible? Im walking through New York. Netflix "Homecoming King" blends soulful intimacy and wry satire, equal parts profound, illuminating, delightful, personable, and witty. Hasan bhai! All the kids at the urinal are like, Uh! I wanted to protect you. Hasan Minhaj (The Daily Show, Homecoming King) stops by Utkarsh's apartment to discuss his one-man show "Homecoming King", bringing South Asian American stories to the mainstream and the responsibilities that come it, how things work at The Daily Show, and Hasan talks about his brave, bold and incredibly powerful speech to Congress at the 2015 Mrs Reeds like, You want br0wnies? Yeah. This is America. Everyone here, please be normal. My dad is like, We are normal. Killing me, you know what I mean? Phone rings. Ive got to go back to LA. Well, Ill see you Monday, right? I was like, Why? Well, you work here. [laughter] Youre not Liam Neeson. Do you want it? But when youre white and youre playing the video game of life, and your avatar is white, you just get asked less questions along the way. You shouldnt relax. And I can feel it. Wheres Osama? Hey, 2631 Regatta Lane, thats where you live, right? Totally remember you. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. 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