Fucking Top Gun doesn't have this level of military themed homoerotic tension. They're about to understand humans in ways they never thought they would. [this was originally written as a fanfiction for Ultimate Spider-Man, however after much consideration and input from readers I believe this reads better as an original work] (dedicated to Audio and WebKat for giving me the idea).---Sehmal and his fellow 'guards' were hand selected. Misunderstandings and fluff ensue! When a noise complaint comes in Sialith has to see another side to humans he didn't expect. They may not condone the consumption of higher life forms., When youre as hungry as I am, my love, everything becomes a lower life form.. The daily challenges of simply surviving on those disaster-wracked, plague-ridden, predator-haunted hellholes would surely favour base animals . Enough time for stars to die, for solar systems to decompose, rot away into nothing but solar dust and crumbling asteroids. I've been reading this since it was on chapter 9 or less, HDMGP was actively updated, and Adrian Saunders was relevant. What I found was HFY. This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). Sorry if this is really vague, or considered redundant considering the subreddit, Edit: Basically what I mean, is I'm looking for the sillier stories. Work Search: The Mindscape is a shoddy freighter eking its way through the galaxy, captained by a Ronisian named Patton Sanders and crewed by the Angelus, Logan Berry, as well as Patton's adopted son, a young Kaelian named Roman. Tommys adventure to space with minor inconveniences! So when he gets shoved into a cell with two students, the last thing he expects is for a Terran to be thrown in with them. Said meeting is under less than ideal circumstances and well, if that so happens to awaken something within him that's really not his fault, now is it? Less than a Galactic Year after Tommy escapes from his poachers, he goes to travel back to Earth. I have no idea how either of them are getting home. Good thing he's already friends with one. Almond Cookie takes the case, only to quickly discover things are significantly more complicated than they appear.When his daughter arrives in town with her own case to solve, they work together to solve the two cases, only for things to quickly go over their heads. Now though, he's been reduced to a big masculine cave monkey, that no longer cares for his initially erudite inclinations (at least not nearly as much), instead preferring to beat things into submission and fuck. Virgil is one of these. In a universe where humans are the most feared species, Tommy finds himself hiding out on a planet full of different alien species. If I were to disregard my own rules at any convenient time, this ship would be governed by anarchy and disarray rather than reason., Oh, Im sorry? My It's a Small Universe tag from Tumblr. Apparently humans are the only ones that can. A hell of a lot worse than me, and I'm worried about you. The hard-to-kill ones? The "Graveyard Shift" was not one that anyone ever really wanted, but work is work, and work needs to be done. Jurassic Park 2 from the POV of the baby T-rex. Im looking for some of the softer stuff where instead of being militant badasses, we're just really fucking bizzarre and just can't seem to die? TommyInnit Needs a Break (Video Blogging RPF), Villain Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), He/Him and It/Its Pronouns for TommyInnit, Protective Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Protective Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), youll get comfort eventually in the series, Sleepy boys inc but not until the end of this one, because some of you fucks wont read if I dont spoil, TommyInnit Has a Child Named Shroud (Video Blogging RPF), Protective TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit's Children Call TommyInnit "Mommy" (Video Blogging RPF), this is the FIC he gets most his trauma from, while the universe may love, it cannot afford to care, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Parental Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), I say that only because they don't know he's human, I kinda dish on the foster care system even though I don't know much about it, Some kids come from storks, others come from crashed spaceships, Sometimes a family is you, your 2 best friends, and the 3 aliens who decided not to kill you, | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Sasaki Mirai | Sir Nighteye, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Hatsume Mei & Midoriya Izuku are Best Friends, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead | Dadzawa, OCs that happen to be cats and the main characters, One of the non cat OCs might be twelve cats in a trench coat. Tommy had never been a fan of outer space. Virgil's been calling his little space-cell for a couple of months, ranging closer to a year, now, and he's pretty much lost all hope of ever being able to go back home or even seeing the people at home again. I can see it. Mainly for their ability to be surprised or alarmed without going into shock and dying. K'tzuki stayed behind for some test and the rest of his squad was inspecting an asteroid field. books fanfic | FanFiction Chapter 0: The Kevin Jenkins Experience by Hambone3110 The first chapter of what would eventually become "The Deathworlders," was posted on 4chan some years ago now, as a self-contained story. Sometimes, this works in their favor. Abducted by smugglers, Patton finds himself stuck in a cell with one of the most famous and bloodthirsty kind of deathworlders out there, a Human. I started to struggle with this just because the rest of the story goes to such lengths to try and explain the science behind what's going on, resulting in stone fantastic world building And then we've got humans growing so impossibly large that they would give themselves heat stroke just walking up the stairs, then being described performing superhuman feats of endurance. The SBI crew was like everyone else in that regard. Tommy makes new friends, secrets are revealed, and hey, maybe a family is what he's been looking for all along. DeathWorlders: The Complete Universe Chapter 2: 000, a misc. The hunters would have their rightful fear! Work Search: It has a few good moments but they are further and further between. I initially liked the character because he was a (relatively speaking) thin weedy nerd inventing his way out of problems, generally kind and affectionate, and didn't have any problems with taking on more "feminine" societal roles such as spending time caring for his young child. Who haven't done any of their research. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. The official subreddit of HBO's Boardwalk Empire, starring Steve Buscemi, Kelly Macdonald, Jack Huston, Michael Shannon, Stephen Graham, Michael Kenneth Williams, and Gretchen Mol. From tires screeching and horns blaring to people laughing and shouting, he was used to some sort of background noise. Agreed. There are quite of few of them on the sub, and if you haven't checked the Must Read and Previously Featured pages yet, I'd recommend doing so. He and Ed probably just wanted t Tommy and Ranboo end up in space. Is a first contact inevitable? It sure seems so, until the SBI hero team are tasked to take him in. These are pulled straight from my Tumblr (I'm not giving you m ||In a universe where humans are the most feared species, Tommy finds himself hiding out on a planet full of different alien species. or, Tommy somehow finds family, thousands of light years away from Earth, in the aliens who hold him prisoner. DeathWorlders: The Complete Universe Chapter 1: Intro, a misc. But sometimes healing is the best vengeance and sometimes being petty and taking right back is just as satisfying. After looking at Hambones comment history, he's a semi-regular poster to the r/JordanPeterson subreddit. Human Techno is abducted by aliens, and while stubbornly deciding to survive, to live, he bonds with the equivalent of an alien baby chicken thrown into his cell by their captors. One thing he knows for certain. That, however, is a long, convuluted plot of happenings. It's about awesome humans and awesome aliens. This tag belongs to the Additional Tags Category. Menu Mainly for their ability to be surprised or alarmed without going into shock and dying. You must have someone you want very dead.or someone who needs it., Ive beenstudying the makeup of it, he lies again. Technos the one who slowly blinks as a smile like a cat. Weeks. So maybe he just needs to prove himself to them, and theyll show him humaner, aliendecency.Yeah. Not even with a generous take on genetic augmentation. Comments, suggestions, queries and complaints welcome. As a result Tony is stuck in space. When Peter Quill first met Stakar Ogord he never thought his life would change again. In a universe where humans are the most feared species, Tommy finds himself hiding out on a planet full of different alien species. Humans are space orcs Earth is a Death World Humans Are Deathworlders Earth is Space Australia Don't copy to another site After a crash Private Taufav and Bloodsworth have to survive a planet together with vastly different needs. When she stumbles across a kid in a Galra escape pod what else would she do but help them return to their pseudo-family in their giant floating castle ship, where they apparently fly huge robotic lions. Hard Knock Life will also be getting a release tonight. Along with his new alien friends, strange new worlds, and a renewed lover, Virgil is on a mission to find the place where he belongs. the deathworlders. Yes, I know thats repetitive. Can you get some water, or something? Welcome to "The Deathworlders" by Philip R. Johnson, AKA HamboneHFY. just laying down the law, Elytrian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), there will be slightly graphic violence in here, mint, capsaican, and other various poisons, Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Cockroaches are stupidly strong for their size and can be aggressive, Now imagine they are human sized and can open doors, Drugs, Sickness, and The Power of Chocolate, Alternate Universe - Humans are Space Orcs, Tommy lives on a planet that isnt Earth and is a vigilante there, Dream has tasked the three heroes with bringing in the vigilante SHADOW(Tommy), For a vigilante reform program but Dream is most definitely the villain here, BLADE figured it was a better idea to convince Shadow to come willingly, Tubbo and Ranboo are the only ones that know of Tommy's vigilantism, But also of him being a human cause he usually has a holographic disguise on, Whasp(Tubbo) was hurt in a drug bust and Shadow(Tommy) tries to flee, two SBI members are waiting and when Shadow kicks Blade into the pillowed trashcan off the roof, Wraith(Wilbur) lashes out in anger and injures Shadow who takes the chance, to send a sos to Fragment(Ranboo) for a rescue who shows up and teleports them away, Techno and Wilbur have to tell Phil what went down, Wilbur sees the blood on the knife is red and figures SHADOW is not an Agantian, Wilbur is still pissed at Phil and Techno so he doesnt tell them but he is doing some research, Tommy is stuck on a couch while he heals so he watches the alien equivalent of YouTube, Tommy finally gets to go back to work and SBI in civilian garb walks in, Tommy recognized them and when they asked about him and Tubbo's opinions on vigilantes, they got a rant via Tubbo on how SBI was messing things up and they weren't wanted or needed, WRAITH confronts and tries to chase SHADOWS again and goes over recordings of the chase later, when studying these recordings he finds out that his second set of arms arent real at all, and instead are a high-tech illusion/hologram and that SHADOWS, is not an Agantian like hes led everyone to believe, Tommy has trouble with associating Wilbur with WRAITH, the guy who stabbed him and hates him with the one who hums songs he writes and banters with Tommy, Wilbur invites Tommy to a family dinner as his friend and Tommy decides to go, Wilbur makes a shitty comment about SHADOW and Vigilantes in general to Tubbo, Tubbo snaps at him and lectures the fuck out of him, though it confounded Wilbur for a moment it didnt last and he brushed off Tubbo's lecture, SHADOW helps BLADE out of a sticky situation and walks away with a concussion, HARPY chillaxes with SHADOW on a rooftop and thanks him for assisting BLADE, Tommy gets to finally have that movie night with Wilbur and his family, Tommy fights off 6 guys who attacked someone named Palin, but Tommy couldnt save him he was too hurt, in his anger/rage/grief he fights WRAITH who watched SHADOW have a breakdown, SHADOW didn't hold back and WRAITH realises how much he usually holds back, Wilbur needs medical attention and Tommy needs a hug, Wilbur finally gets his lesson on seeing the world in shades of gray instead of black and white, he also shares his insight on SHADOW and whT he could possibly be with his team, Home Is Where Vital Systems Are Most Accessible, Traumatized TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Needs a Break (Video Blogging RPF), so rip to them who have to try and understand them on a time crunch, except there is a painful language barrier, bonding as is 'get back here u fuck' 'no bitch'. , thousands of light years away from Earth, in the aliens who hold him prisoner a Small Universe from! 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